Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.
In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.
"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Serious Thoughts On The 2012 London Olympics
My mother: Did you know that the horses participating in the Olympics need passports?
My brother: What, do they need green cards or something too?
My mother: It's just so that when they get to London, people know who they are, I guess.
Me: Yeah, and if they falsify the information on their passports, at customs, they get told 'neigh'!
My mother:
My brother: *spit take*
