Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.

In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


 

An actress! Of course! That explains her impeccable diction and her slutiness.

Barney Stinson