Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.

In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, certified proof of my N7 training, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."