Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.

In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, certified proof of my N7 training, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


lolliedarko replied to your post: I just want to say that Theo’s drunk blogging is the high light of my night.

yeah but she used to live in pa so we have you out numbered


foiled again