Love Letters To An Illiterate

Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.

In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


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hiiddles:

no seriously Nigel Thornberry would be the best narrarator for Fifty Shades of Grey

“he’s going to touch me thARRAHAHAAAGHHH”

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