"You're like the poster child for good Slytherins!" -elsinore-roseAlyssa. 20. Red head by nature, Amazonian warrior queen by nurture. Lover of words, of theater, of coffee, of violet perfume. Professional nap taker/procrastination princess. Studying playwriting in the beautiful city of Chicago. Blissfully taken bi-romantic. Commander Shepard by day, closeted Disney Princess fan by night. Works at that famous smelly soap store. Watches too many television shows. A stubborn, sarcastic, sensitive someone.
"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."
Him: You remember in The Incredibles with the super suit guy?
Him: That's what it would be like if Iron Man and Captain America were in Iron Man 3 together, sharing super suits and stuff.
Him: Tony would be like 'WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?'
Him: And Steve would be wearing the patriotic one in the other room like 'WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?'
Him: 'WHERE. IS MY SUPER. SUIT?"
Him: 'OH, NO, TONY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS AVENGING FOR MONTHS.'
Him: 'THE CITY IS IN DANGER!'
Him: 'MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!'
Him: 'YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!'
Him: 'I MEAN STEVE!'
Me: I have never been more proud to be related to you.