"You're like the poster child for good Slytherins!" -elsinore-rose

Alyssa. 20. Red head by nature, Amazonian warrior queen by nurture. Lover of words, of theater, of coffee, of violet perfume. Professional nap taker/procrastination princess. Studying playwriting in the beautiful city of Chicago. Blissfully taken bi-romantic. Commander Shepard by day, closeted Disney Princess fan by night. Works at that famous smelly soap store. Watches too many television shows. A stubborn, sarcastic, sensitive someone.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


 

My little brother is one of us.

Him: You remember in The Incredibles with the super suit guy?

Him: That's what it would be like if Iron Man and Captain America were in Iron Man 3 together, sharing super suits and stuff.

Him: Tony would be like 'WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?'

Him: And Steve would be wearing the patriotic one in the other room like 'WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?'

Him: 'WHERE. IS MY SUPER. SUIT?"

Him: 'OH, NO, TONY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS AVENGING FOR MONTHS.'

Him: 'THE CITY IS IN DANGER!'

Him: 'MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!'

Him: 'YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!'

Him: 'I MEAN STEVE!'

Me: I have never been more proud to be related to you.

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