February 2011
stop-its-ginger-time:
henry-detamble:
what is expected to happen
a lot of sn0w!!!!!!!
tuesday after school activities canceled
wednesday snow day
what will actually happen
sn0w!!!!!!!!
mother effing illinois and their mother effing snow plow system
school
school
and more school
FUCKING THIS
OH GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP
I AM TRYING TO GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE
AND BELIEVE THAT WE...
I just want to let you guys know
that my family still makes fun of me
about the time that I finally realized
the gimmick behind
“Every Kiss Begins With Kay”.
It took me several years
to realize that,
literally,
the word ‘kiss’
begins with ‘k’,
and they’re also suggesting that
every kiss
begins with Kay jewelry.
I am embarassed
of how...
“When I put my hands on your body on your flesh I feel the history of that body....”
– David Wonjanrowicz (via onehundreddollars)
Je m'appelle Jen. Je suis LOSER.:... →
quibbler:
orarewebreadfish-:
quibbler replied to your post: quibbler replied to your post: Lollie and I are…
NO, I MEAN WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO INTENSIFY? MALE OR FEMALE?
FEMALE. WHICH IS WHY I’M SO INTRIGUED.
K-Y Intense, developed after “A recent brand examination of the…
…
FIRST OF ALL: DID YOU JUST WIKI THAT FOR ME?
SECOND OF ALL: ASDKLFHASKDHLFSKDHAKSDKHSAD WHAT
quibbler replied to your post: quibbler replied to your post: Lollie and I are…
NO, I MEAN WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO INTENSIFY? MALE OR FEMALE?
FEMALE. WHICH IS WHY I’M SO INTRIGUED.
Lollie and I are discussing the mechanics of the K...
haystackinaneedle:
orarewebreadfish-:
HOW DOES IT WORK
OR MORE IMPORTANTLY
DOES IT WORK?
1) I love you two.
2) WHAT MAKES IT INTENSE?
1) I love you moar tho.
2) THAT’S WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW! Like, does it tingle, or is it just like….wet? And is it bad that I completely want to find out?
quibbler replied to your post: Lollie and I are discussing the mechanics of the K Y Intense Gel they advertised during The Bachelor
… I don’t know what Intense is supposed to signify in this situation.
YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO SIGNIFY
1 tag
Lollie and I are discussing the mechanics of the K...
HOW DOES IT WORK
OR MORE IMPORTANTLY
DOES IT WORK?
January 2011
my brother is actually throwing a temper tantrum upstairs right now
a temper tantrum
he is 14 fucking years old
and I
am threatening to move out
Come along, Pond.: orarewebreadfish-:... →
accioaccordian:
orarewebreadfish-:
youwerethegentlest:
orarewebreadfish-:
youwerethegentlest replied to your post: I’m so hungry but I don’t know what to eat
GPOY SO HARD.
IT’S LIKE I JUST WANT FOOD IN MY MOUTH BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SPECIFIC AND YET I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
EXACTLY UGH. AND THEN MY…
AND THE WORST PART IS
I’M A VEGETARIAN
BUT I’M CRAVING MEAT
...
Come along, Pond.: orarewebreadfish-:... →
youwerethegentlest:
orarewebreadfish-:
youwerethegentlest replied to your post: I’m so hungry but I don’t know what to eat
GPOY SO HARD.
IT’S LIKE I JUST WANT FOOD IN MY MOUTH BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SPECIFIC AND YET I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
EXACTLY UGH. AND THEN MY…
AND THE WORST PART IS
I’M A VEGETARIAN
BUT I’M CRAVING MEAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS...
youwerethegentlest replied to your post: I’m so hungry but I don’t know what to eat
GPOY SO HARD.
IT’S LIKE I JUST WANT FOOD IN MY MOUTH BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SPECIFIC AND YET I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm so hungry but I don't know what to eat
bequiffed:
stephwinchester:
GOLD- Would you be my valentine? RED - Just want to be friends/get to know you!! ORANGE - I would date you ♥ YELLOW - I think you’re cute ;) BLUE - I think you’re awesome! PURPLE - I love your blog. PINK - You look cute but I wouldn’t date you. GREEN - Delete your tumblr.
in my ask box, for the lulz
Always for the lulz, I’m bored
impalatardis asked: He has a lot of Tennant-isn mannerisms
impalatardis asked: Remember when I told you my friend looked like David Tennant? Well here you go...fezzesarecool-.tumblr.com/post/3034147059/if-you-are-interested-in-any-of-the-following
In fairness he looks much more like him IRL than on video but still :)
In fairness he looks much more like him IRL than on video but still :)
Je m'appelle Jen. Je suis LOSER.:... →
quibbler:
orarewebreadfish-:
orarewebreadfish-:
quibbler replied to your post: So I said I was going to call you back, and then I had to make phone calls to stupid companies and got angry and am charging my phone now. Therefore, I am leaving a message in your ask. HI, MY SICK PET. D:
SORRY. I am…
I CAN’T LOOK AWAY THOUGH
IT’S MESMERIZING IN A HORRIBLE SORT OF WAY
And yeah I have AIM...
Yeah no I'm definitely never having kids
This has been a post.
Je m'appelle Jen. Je suis LOSER.:... →
orarewebreadfish-:
quibbler replied to your post: So I said I was going to call you back, and then I had to make phone calls to stupid companies and got angry and am charging my phone now. Therefore, I am leaving a message in your ask. HI, MY SICK PET. D:
SORRY. I am…
I CAN’T LOOK AWAY THOUGH
IT’S MESMERIZING IN A HORRIBLE SORT OF WAY
And yeah I have AIM but I don’t...
Sometimes I look at the real life couples on TV shows like this and I just think …what compelled you two to get married? You have the most boring dynamic ever. There’s no spark or passion or chemistry at all. WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER? FURTHERMORE, IN THIS CASE, HOW/WHY ARE YOU HAVING CHILDREN? It’s like…I can’t imagine you two fucking, and now you want to bring a kid into...
quibbler replied to your post: So I said I was going to call you back, and then I had to make phone calls to stupid companies and got angry and am charging my phone now. Therefore, I am leaving a message in your ask. HI, MY SICK PET. D:
SORRY. I am angry at my bank, argh. I am warmer now! But ew, I still have another class… Alyssa, save meeeee
If I could, I would!
Jen I’m watching a Baby...
quibbler asked: So I said I was going to call you back, and then I had to make phone calls to stupid companies and got angry and am charging my phone now. Therefore, I am leaving a message in your ask. HI, MY SICK PET. D:
Guys I will never understand the programming on...
That show ‘A Baby Story’ has been on for like 15 years. WHY THOUGH? Like, hi, I already don’t want to have children, and holy shit, you’re putting filmed child birth on television. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
AND YET I CAN’T LOOK AWAY
IT’S LIKE A CAR CRASH IN SLOW MOTION
I KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN
AND I’M NOT GOING TO LIKE IT
BUT...
I stayed home sick from school today.
All things considered, if I had drugged myself up enough, I probably could’ve gone. But that would require lots of talking, and I really don’t want to fuck up my voice. Furthermore, I got all my homework done last night (LOOK AT ME! BEIN’ PRODUCTIVE!) so it’s not like I have anything to worry about in that department.
So I’m still in bed, and I normally would be in...
I REALLY OUGHT TO GO TO BED
I AM VERY SICK
AND IT IS VERY LATE
AND I KEEP HACKING UP A LUNG BECAUSE I’M GASPING FOR AIR FLAILING AND MAKING NOISES OVER THESE FICS
AND IF MY PARENTS COME IN HERE
TO FIND ME WIDE AWAKE AT 11:30
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
READING SLASH FICTION
I WILL BE MORE FUCKED THAN ARTHUR WAS IN THE BACK OF THAT CAR
SO OH MY GOD
THIS WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW
BUT VANEZZER
MY PANTS HAVE SPONANEOUSLY...
AND THAT'S WHEN THE KICK COMES.
AND THAT’S WHEN THE KICK COMES.
AND THAT’S WHEN THE KICK COMES.
AND
THAT’S
WHEN
THE
KICK
COMES.
I JUST GOT INCEPTION’D BY A SLASH FIC
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
OH JESUS BALE HAVE MERCY THE GIRL!EAMES ONE
MY LIFE IS OVER
MY SANITY HAS ENDED
MY PANTIES ARE GONE
HOLY FUCK
HOLY ACTUAL FUCK
ASKDFAKSDLFHAKSLDFHAKHDS
SEE HET FICS WERE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE
AND THIS IS A TESTAMENT TO WHY
UH HI
GIRL!EAMES
MEET FAVOURITES FOLDER
I THINK YOU TWO WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER
buenastardis asked: I LOVE YOU OKAY
YOUR REACTIONS
I CANT STOP GRINNING
YOU'RE ME
ALEEZER
MY REACTIONS TO THOSE FICS = YOURS
I CANT
AS SOON AS I FIND THE ARTHUR/COBB ONES WELL
PREPARE YOUR PANTS
AND BY THAT I MEAN HIDE THEM OR THEY'LL BE DESTROYED BY HOW GOOD THE FICS ARE
/MAY JESUS BALE BE MERCIFUL
YOUR REACTIONS
I CANT STOP GRINNING
YOU'RE ME
ALEEZER
MY REACTIONS TO THOSE FICS = YOURS
I CANT
AS SOON AS I FIND THE ARTHUR/COBB ONES WELL
PREPARE YOUR PANTS
AND BY THAT I MEAN HIDE THEM OR THEY'LL BE DESTROYED BY HOW GOOD THE FICS ARE
/MAY JESUS BALE BE MERCIFUL
WHY IS THIS WHAT IS THERE OGMYGKLASHDLFASDLKH
DIRTY TALK IN THE WEDDING FIC
I REPEAT
MOTHERFUCKING DIRTY TALK IN THE WEDDING FIC
ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME OR AKSDLHFAKSLDHFAS
I AM ACTUALLY FLAILING
I
ASHKLFASDKHLASDHKSADHSAFKH
“Jesus,” Arthur gasps, “don’t you fucking dare leave a—god, I can’t be telling you not to leave hickeys in the back of a fucking car, this is high school all over again—”
FUCK
EVERYTHING
THAT
ISN’T
THIS
FIC
VANEZZER SWEET GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
THERE IS SO MUCH SWEARING PORN IN THAT WEDDING ONE
I AM DYING
DEAD
READING PR0N FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
FROM BEYOND A SEXY, SEXY GRAVE
JESUS FUCKING FUCK FUCKETY FUCK CHRIST.
VANEZZER.
killermurphystolemysoul:
orarewebreadfish-:
THAT PHONE SEX ONE.
I
AM
DYING
IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS, IT’S JUST BECAUSE I’M IN A PUDDLE OF GOOP ON THE FLOOR.
I’M TELLING YOU OKAY? THESE FICS ARE THE REASON WHY EAMES HAS NO OTHER NAME BUT THE WHORE OR THE SLUT OR SLUTEAMES OR WHOREAMES OR SOME COMBINATION OF THAT. TOM HARDY’S CAMWHORING THOUGH I CONT TOOK OT
THE...
“I’d never forgive you,” Arthur bites his lip, palming himself through his trousers. “Oh kitten, you would.” Eames sounds like he’s already done it and Arthur has yet to find out. “These lips can be very persuasive.” “How- nnng,” The sound of his belt being unbuckled is the loudest thing he’s ever heard and if he isn’t caught in this bathroom stall beating off to his phone it’ll be a small...
THE MULTIMEDIA MESSAGES I AM SCREAMING
S
C
R
E
A
M
I
N
G
VANEZZER.
THAT PHONE SEX ONE.
I
AM
DYING
IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS, IT’S JUST BECAUSE I’M IN A PUDDLE OF GOOP ON THE FLOOR.
buenastardis asked: HAR HAR MY ZEAR ALEEZER
http://killermurphystolemysoul.tumblr.com/post/3025821668/the-inception-rec-list-aleezer
/right, my job here's done
http://killermurphystolemysoul.tumblr.com/post/3025821668/the-inception-rec-list-aleezer
/right, my job here's done
My dad and I make fun of corny jewelry store commercials.
So that shitty one for Kay Jewelry’s special engagement ring or whatever came on,
and the two of us couldn’t stop giggling and making gagging noises,
but then my dad starts intoning:
“THE LEO DIAMOND,
THE WORLD’S FIRST AND ONLY DIAMOND
DESIGNED BY LEONARDO DICAPRIO.”
And my train of thought went...
hyperborean-deactivated20111221 asked: I got sympathy-sick because of you. Get better so I can.
