Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.
In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, certified proof of my N7 training, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.
"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."
caught my mum looking at ‘easter chocolate’ in the shape of a dude butt and when I said that it looked like idris elba she was like “ha! you wish”
then as I was leaving the room I quietly heard her say to herself “I wish”
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
If I ever get around to doodling up some alien dangly bits I’ll make sure to post and label them for everyone to enjoy.
I SECOND THIS NOMINATION GIRL
WHAT ANON SAID