"You're like the poster child for good Slytherins!" -elsinore-roseAlyssa. 20. Red head by nature, Amazonian warrior queen by nurture. Lover of words, of theater, of coffee, of violet perfume. Professional nap taker/procrastination princess. Studying playwriting in the beautiful city of Chicago. Blissfully taken bi-romantic. Commander Shepard by day, closeted Disney Princess fan by night. Works at that famous smelly soap store. Watches too many television shows. A stubborn, sarcastic, sensitive someone.
"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."
MORDIN SINGING SHOW TUNES
SHEPARD IS JUST AS BAD AT SINGING AS HE IS AT DANCING
ASHLEY CAN RAP
So I get home from work, and do the first thing I always do. Check on my bearded King.
So I got to his cage and…
Uhh….Ok…fuck. He isn’t here!?
and I run around looking for him everywhere praying he didn’t get eaten by the dogs!
Well my gramma just stares at me and starts laughing, pointing to the window.
omg this little babby