Assertion in Pumps Doing A Victory Ball-Change

OH, LAWD, THE DEVIL IS DROPPIN' OFF PEOPLE IN THE ER!

Alyssa. Lyssa. Lyssie. Lys.

You're dealing with the brilliant and bawdy Captain of the Good Ship McFassy. It is proper to address me as "O Captain, my Captain."

"I found you in words like you knew I would."

Time Lady. Whovian. I prefer Magneto. Lannister/Targaryen hybrid daughter. Thespian. Dork.

We came and went among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars.

Breadfish in this inverse sandwich

Matt 'N Kaz Fic Fierce HBICs Who Are All My Queens The blue question box goes "Vworp, vworp"

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(Source: msrowling, via rippersgirl)
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Me playing Skyrim.
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mikerickson:

“Oh shit, I have a bag of Milky Ways!”

Everyone can go home now, this won everything.
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Me reading TFiOS:

“I love you, present tense.” UGLY SOBBING.

ALL THE LFA/TFiOS FEELS.

OH GOD.

THERE IS A TSUNAMI ON MY FACE.

SOMEONE HOLD ME.
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Delightful.
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bloodsugarsexxmagik:

notjonwalker:

~davidkawena

is the one on the bottom left james marsden?

I am deeply disturbed by how much I enjoy this.
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#my life
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kurt-blaine:

because of the layers? because of the layers mmMMWAAH

(via evarren)

#ak;djfahskjdlfahskdlfj #DEAD
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#ALL OF THE AWARDS #AND SO SO SO MANY TEARS
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brohirrim:

#we know YOU won’t

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#cackling