"You're like the poster child for good Slytherins!" -elsinore-rose

Alyssa. 20. Red head by nature, Amazonian warrior queen by nurture. Lover of words, of theater, of coffee, of violet perfume. Professional nap taker/procrastination princess. Studying playwriting in the beautiful city of Chicago. Blissfully taken bi-romantic. Commander Shepard by day, closeted Disney Princess fan by night. Works at that famous smelly soap store. Watches too many television shows. A stubborn, sarcastic, sensitive someone.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


 

keelahselame:

new headcanon: ashley williams can bust out some nicki minaj

enterprising-gentleman asked
For a cheering Mass Effect scenario: Imagine the crew of the Normandy having a karaoke night. Tali would sing songs from Fleet and Flotilla and maybe drag a reluctant Garrus into joining in, Wrex and/or Grunt would break out some old krogan battle songs, Kasumi would sing cheesy J-pop completely unironically, Jack would surprise everyone by turning out to have a really lovely singing voice...

MORDIN SINGING SHOW TUNES

SHEPARD IS JUST AS BAD AT SINGING AS HE IS AT DANCING

ASHLEY CAN RAP

nastynastytrash:

So I get home from work, and do the first thing I always do. Check on my bearded King.

So I got to his cage and…

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Uhh….Ok…fuck. He isn’t here!?

and I run around looking for him everywhere praying he didn’t get eaten by the dogs! 

Well my gramma just stares at me and starts laughing, pointing to the window.

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SHIT.

omg this little babby 

When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t.

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arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.