Alyssa. Assertion in pumps, doing a victory ball-change.

In my zombie apocalypse survival bag: my trusty sonic screwdriver, certified proof of my N7 training, my Browncoat, my 'Mutant and Proud' badge, my Ancient Nord Battle Axe of Frost, snacks for my Direwolf, and my PhD in Horribleness. I've got shit to Avenge.

"Laughter. Running. Let down hair. That is all there is to life."


 

iamckellen:

caught my mum looking at ‘easter chocolate’ in the shape of a dude butt and when I said that it looked like idris elba she was like “ha! you wish”

then as I was leaving the room I quietly heard her say to herself “I wish”

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)

Anonymous asked
Yeeeaaah, if you could draw what you figure Turian genitals to look like, that'd be greaaaaaat. For science.

paintsplotch:

XD

If I ever get around to doodling up some alien dangly bits I’ll make sure to post and label them for everyone to enjoy.

I SECOND THIS NOMINATION GIRL

YEAH

FOR SCIENCE

WHAT ANON SAID

creepamoeba:

Tribute to my favorite episode!


They’ll saaaay ‘Aww, Topsy!’ at my auuutopsy!

creepamoeba:

Tribute to my favorite episode!

They’ll saaaay ‘Aww, Topsy!’ at my auuutopsy!

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot)